Pervy news stories for perverts

January 27th, 2010 by Aabra

* Wow, John Edwards is a narcissistic piece of ****.

* Fav comments from Deadspin’s take on those Greg Oden nudie pics:

The Sports Hernia: “Greg Oden’s dong once starred in classic 80s video game, Pitfall.”

crazyjoedavola: “Well, on the bright side, Greg got a marriage proposal, from the Holland Tunnel.”

Civil Negligence: “What federal law is he talking about? My guess is the Americans with Disabilities Act, because Oden is certainly making me feel handicapped.”

Steve U: “Of course there’s no doubt. The cross-sectional cutaway view plainly shows 80 concentric rings.”

* Seriously, though, since when is a young man taking nude pics of himself scandal-worthy? Show me pics of Greg Oden in Michael Stipes’ bathroom and maybe we’ve got a scandal…

* Mass. senator-elect Scott Brown’s wife was the girl with the curious hand.

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* One of Scott Brown’s hot daughters banged dated a member of the Acorn Dumpling Gang?

* Telephone repairmen. Pimps and hos. Do you get the impression teabagger James O’Keefe learned everything he knows about disguises from pornos?

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