WTF Wednesday
October 28th, 2009 by Aabra
* Roundup of Craigslist “JO party. No Homo!” ads (Site/language is kinda NSFW). What. The. ****? “Wife’s out of town. Let’s jo in the den. No gay stuff please.” Are all men gay??
* Tights are not pants declares war on women wearing underwear on the outside, which is something of a disease here in Portland right now…
* Guillermo del Toro to bring his gift for horror to… Disney??
* “So Jim, I need this tree in my front yard cut down…” is a series of images. Below is the first image. Guess what happens in the final photo. Guess.
* Christmas creep takes a strange turn with haunted gingerbread houses…

Women’s rights take a huge leap back in the future…
* Pili is Taiwanese TV show about warriors and wizards and such, featuring… puppets.
* ‘Forgot The Brave Little Toaster featured Pennywise…
* Baby Ikki is either an art project or the creation of Planned Parenthood…
* Outtakes of Anna Nichole Smith trying to act…
* Since Matt is so fond of remakes….
* I’m not convinced the Lovecraft is any scarier than your average cruise ship. At least they promise madness for everyone. Not food poisoning, eww…
* Tentacled demons escaping from the basement after opening up that cosmic rift? Get Eldritch Off.
* Feeling not-so-fresh? Can’t perform to your fullest? Worried there’s a parallel reality invisible to humans filled with flying polyps once imprisoned deep beneath the soil? Maybe Elder Sign is right for you. Consult your doctor or high priest.
* Are Cthulhu Carols more appropriate for winter solstice? I will repost once I consult the Necromicon and sacrifice a goat…
* Just remember: No one does haunt-your-dreams weird like the Japanese.
* Roundup of Craigslist “JO party. No Homo!” ads (Site/language is kinda NSFW). What. The. ****? “Wife’s out of town. Let’s jo in the den. No gay stuff please.” Are all men gay??
* Tights are not pants declares war on women wearing underwear on the outside, which is something of a disease here in Portland right now…
* Guillermo del Toro to bring his gift for horror to… Disney??
* “So Jim, I need this tree in my front yard cut down…” is a series of images. Below is the first image. Guess what happens in the final photo. Guess.
* Christmas creep takes a strange turn with haunted gingerbread houses…

Women’s rights take a huge leap back in the future…
* Pili is Taiwanese TV show about warriors and wizards and such, featuring… puppets.
* ‘Forgot The Brave Little Toaster featured Pennywise…
* Baby Ikki is either an art project or the creation of Planned Parenthood…
* Outtakes of Anna Nichole Smith trying to act…
* Since Matt is so fond of remakes….
* I’m not convinced the Lovecraft is any scarier than your average cruise ship. At least they promise madness for everyone. Not food poisoning, eww…
* Tentacled demons escaping from the basement after opening up that cosmic rift? Get Eldritch Off.
* Feeling not-so-fresh? Can’t perform to your fullest? Worried there’s a parallel reality invisible to humans filled with flying polyps once imprisoned deep beneath the soil? Maybe Elder Sign is right for you. Consult your doctor or high priest.
* Are Cthulhu Carols more appropriate for winter solstice? I will repost once I consult the Necromicon and sacrifice a goat…
* Just remember: No one does haunt-your-dreams weird like the Japanese.

