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* Why isn’t the MSM covering these kindergarten knife attacks? Two dozen kids stabbed on school grounds, hellooo, anyone there? * Rachel Maddow debunks the Arizona immigration “it ain’t racist” myths. * Boycott Arizona– give up SkyMall and PF Chang’s. * How did Greece get into so much debt? Maybe it’s their time-honored tradition of [...]

* Not sure which foods to buy organic? Print this handy dandy wallet guide: * Lets all paste this onto our MySpaces and Facebooks and watch our right-wing contacts foam at the mouth… * ADL: “Stop comparing Arizona to Hitler!” Okay, okay… Sheesh! Can I still compare scary patriots who wanted kids to salute the [...]

* Not for the squeamish: Dancing Boys of Afghanistan. (Before you get all holier-than-thou about certain religions and their proclivities, please remember that sex slaves are mostly found in wealthy, Western countries, and that, at any given time, 100,000 to 300,000 children are at risk of commercial sexual exploitation in the United States alone.) * [...]

FuPu HQ discovered that the chickens next door have moved– or rather, their owners have moved and taken our clucking, feathered friends with them. We are surprisingly depressed by this development. Must resist urge to build coop! Our avian consolation prize: European starlings are nesting in the front porch overhang. This should make painting next [...]

I wrote this while, erm, in a fermented grape-induced state, thanks to the Blazers’ atrocious Game 3 performance. Apologies for broken links or bad codes, etc., etc. Also: ****, man, we need Roy back. And some G_d-d**n defense! * It’s that time of year in America, when wingnuts b*tch about taxes. Once again, where da [...]

* Ooh, who got hisself the first ever non-print cartoon editorial Pulitzer?? Mark mother****ing Fiore, that’s who! * More history in the making: Britain holds its first-ever TV debate, and the third party candidate kicked *ass*. * For anyone snickering at Greece’s worsening debt crisis, learn how the budget of a modest $250 million sewer [...]

We are so close on the spring cleaning. All I got left is outdoor crap like the gutters and checking the hose for leaks, yay. Dah Fridge As I’ve mentioned before, I clean my fridge obsessively, having a rotten food phobia (thanks, traumatic childhood!), so this isn’t a big deal to me, but I’ve heard [...]

* Nation’s only known permanent church bike shrine set up in Portland, Oregon to honor those killed while biking… * I know biking’s dangerous, but it beats black lung: “Every year about 4,000 new cases are diagnosed, or about 4% of the total coal mining work force.” * “West Virginia coal mine explosion should compel [...]

* Why does the deficit keep shooting up? Is it foreign aid? No, that’s less than 1% of the budget. Education? Welfare? Arts funding? What could it be?? * Usual autocomplete nonsense… * I had a dream about stacking, mobile apartments. Why won’t the patent office accept my dream journal as proof?? Click for larger [...]

* South Park explains everything that is annoying about Facebook: * Onion: Scientists successfully teach gorilla that he will die. * i09 talks Afro-futurism… * Hogwarts School of Evil and Devil Worship… * ‘Went looking for an Alice in Wonderland trailer, got completely sidetracked by… * In this week’s Tim and Eric: stuntmen, the making [...]