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The Krays: Flesh and Blood, a documentary about London crime bosses Reggie and Ronnie Kray, is on YouTube in its entirety, for the curious and strong-stomached. NSFW (Recreated violence. Srsly, someone gets a Glasglow grin, like, 30 seconds in.) You know, this Monty Python sketch would’ve made a lot more sense to me as a [...]

In the mood for a British gangster flicker after that? How about The Long Good Friday? Bob Hoskins as the psychotic, Cockney king pin, Helen Mirren as… oh dear G_d, I forgot how smoking hot she was.

More movies you might’ve missed: The 2003 Russian film The Return. Beautifully shot. Dark, dark s***.

Movies I missed: 1991′s Kafka, starring Jeremy Irons, Ian Holm, Joel Grey, and Alec Guinness, directed by Steven Soderbergh. Irons, Holm, Grey, Guinness, and Soderbergh?? What the f*** are you waiting for??

I’ve seen one Guy Maddin film, The Saddest Music in the World. I loved it. But when I read the back of the boxes for his other films I wonder if someone’s playing a joke. Vampires? Incest? Icelandic hospitals?? Trailers for all the Maddin films I’ll rent once I make sure he doesn’t work for [...]

I hope this satisfies your insatiable need for saucy puppet shows, Matt: a clip of “Cartoon Dump” live, featuring Frank Conniff as Moodsey the Clinically Depressed Owl and Joel Hodgson as that little, wooden-jawed horn dog Dumpster Diver Dan. It is *so weird* to hear Joel swear…

My frequent flier friends’ll like this: Bob Mills reveals that ancient Egyptians had… airports. Make sure you watch part two all the way to the end, lol.

Matt, you didn’t believe me, so here it is: Chickenfoot, a “supergroup” consisting of Joe Satriani, Michael Anthony, Chad Smith, and… *shudder*… Sammy Hagar. The song’s titled “Learning To Fall”, but I swear I read it as “Learning To Fail”.

* Spike Lee remembers Michael Jackson and the doors he opened for African-American musicians: “Back then, MTV was lily white.” RIP, you magnificent dancer… * America on the verge of being minority Protestant. * Ouch: “I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews [...]

* Keith Knight on Iran’s revolts: * Beautiful, demolished train stations is all sorts of depressing… * Pete Hoekstra is a meme. * Matt Drudge is an idiot who knows nothing about gardening. One month’s growth. Suck it like a hot house cuke, Drudge. * If Sarah the Red was just too silly for you, [...]