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Me ranting to Matt after watching an eye-opening episode of NOW: “Health care, education, and auto towing’ll be the only jobs left! Why do you think I’ve been looking into psychiatric nursing programs??” Matt: “That’s not a bad idea. Do you think I’ll need more biology for that? I was never good at bio. Are [...]

Flickr’s SofaShark has a sick, sick mind. “Hello, Stalin”? “Hello, Alien”?? Loving it.

Early Caturday gift, via LolCat Buildr. Yes, we’re now so tired from the remodel we can’t outline our own fonts!

Marty McSorley: Coming up, some Slaves. Track is called ‘Kill a Pony.’ Killing ponies is sad. You should not kill a pony.

Music you might like: Mohawk Lodge, indie/rock/soul six piece out of Vancouver, BC. Live video below, but their MySpace page has much higher quality audio. Via Muzzle of Bees .

Here you go, Matt, I found a naughty Tropic Thunder trailer featuring our favorite British Irish comedian, Steve Coogan. He looks like Michael Palin! Child abuse? Nudity? Decapitation?? This might be the greatest movie ever.

Did not know there was a musical based on an unfinished Charles Dickens novel, by Rupert “Piña Colada” Holmes, of all people. How did the musical end, if the inspiration material was unfinished?? Why, by asking the audience to vote, of course!

Me to Matt: “And on this shelf, I was thinking of a kooky cookie jar, something fun and colorful.” Matt: “Like an apple!” Oh, boy. I think Matt might not have this “kooky” thing down. These are kooky cookie jars: A tribute to my longest-lasting job… Exterminate! Exterminate the fat humanoid… I do, indeed, commiserate [...]

He’s trying to jinx us!! Matt just strolled into the kitchen and said something like, “After two contracts and getting fired, I sure hope this new job is the last one I have this year!” Thanks for jinxing us, Matt. Everyone think of counterjinxes, like Matt breaking his hair or getting attacked by weevils or [...]

A small, Beaverton-based software company made Matt a decent offer and asked him to start Monday. For those keeping score at home, that’s a mere week of unwillingly unemployment, a new record. I have… three days to work Matt like a horse getting this house ready for sale. Northwest, here we come! (In six to [...]