Archive for May, 2008

You can’t fool owls

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 by Aabra

Matt and I have had this song stuck in our head all week. Enough! Effing! Owls! Sharon Osbourne makes a very cute owl.

Do we count Sharon Tate?

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 by Aabra

Wow, Playboy models suffer horrible deaths. You’d think being in an exclusive group that supposedly brings fame and success might help you reach 50! * Marilyn Monroe, drug overdose, 36 years old * Jayne Mansfield, auto accident, 34 * Eve Meyer, plane crash, 48 * Cheryl Kubert, suicide, 31 * Linne Nanette Ahlstrand, cancer, 30 [...]

Tasmanian Devil threatened, awesome

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 by Aabra

Tasmanian devil protection demanded by Society for the Preservation of Awesome Creatures By Punkie Midway FuPu Staff Writer/Squirrel Appeaser PITTSBURGH — Greater protection of Australia’s legendary Tasmanian devil, which faces extinction due to lethal facial tumors, was demanded today by Jamin Schuyler, president of the Society for the Preservation of Awesome Creatures. A carnivorous, nocturnal [...]

James Bond creator 100 today

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 by Aabra

In honor of author Ian Fleming’s 100th birthday, Alan Partridge begs us to stop getting Bond wrong:

Vote Jedi

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 by Aabra

Seen on The Saipan Blog. Does this make McCain Vader, or the Emperor? Wait, isn’t he too old to be emperor?

Aw, jeez o’ lantern

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 by Aabra

I love it when people try to mix religion and awesome pagan holidays. “They’ve got candy, and costumes, and spooky shit! Deploy the glow-in-the-dark coloring books!” While I’m abusing Xtians– seen on Fark.com:

Joss Whedon’s new show

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 by Aabra

Critics baffled by Joss Whedon’s new show “ I Want To Have Sex With Robots” By Punkie Midway FuPu Staff Writer/Raccoon Wrangler HOLLYWOOD – Joss Whedon, creator of the critically acclaimed television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and fan favorite “Firefly”, has baffled Fox executives with his most recent pitch “I Want To Have Sex [...]

Sita Sings the Blues

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 by Aabra

We got quite worked up by the trailer for Sita Sings the Blues. Hand-painted backgrounds, rotoscoping, Flash– Nina Paley worked five years and went into debt to animate the Greatest Breakup Story Ever Told. Enjoy, and hope it gets a distributor! ——————————————————————– * More stills from Sita Sings the Blues. * Get to know the [...]

Electric Alice

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 by Aabra

The haunting song “Alice” was constructed from sounds sampled from Disney’s Alice In Wonderland. I’ve had it stuck in my head for days now– so beautiful!

Woody Allen Takes Manhattan

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 by Aabra

I’m so sorry, Kerri, but I have to post this.


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