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‘Cause one of you asked… 2008 resolutions * Sell this dump. Man, I am sick of home ownership. The costs, the burglaries, the drugged-out neighbors, the leaking basement, being in the middle of nowhere. I want my downtown loft back! * Less blogging. I might as well rename this blog, “Things You Saw on Fark [...]

Something Awful celebrates ’90s hip hop album covers by pimping your favorite records. Wiggles, Neutral Milk Hotel, Alice Cooper, Barry Manilow, Cake– no one is safe. (NSFW. If you count Miss Piggy nipples as nudity.)

* The cops found a foot print inside the tiger enclosure?? What the ***? * PETA urges San Fran Zoo to close big cat exhibit. * That awful murder in Wa. state on Xmas, the one that wiped out three-generations at once? Yeah, it was a family member who probably did it. And her boyfriend, [...]

3 to 6 inches of snow expected in Portland by late afternoon. Matt called from San Jose to make sure I’ve got groceries, but guess what? I’ve got the flu and can’t drive, so it’s Msytery Freezer Dinner for me tonight! ——————————————————————— * Solar now cheaper than coal. * “Shop Dropping“: to place political items [...]

Mike Watch ’08 continues… * Baptist minister with no business training calls for flat tax of 23%. He does realize that the wealthiest American’s capital gains, interest, and dividends would be exempt, right? And, since the poorest would be exempt, the tax burden completely fall on the middle class? Lovely. * Mike Huckabee believes that [...]

* Prettiest winter solstice photo you’ll ever see. How’d they do that?? * Ten best things to happen to the Internet thanks to the writers’ strike includes SNL stars getting pervy with pencils, an exec explaining why $250 is great pay, and Conan O’Brien’s weird beard. * Jamie Lynn Spears headlines analyzed is a hoot. [...]

World’s greatest jazz pianist dead at 82.

Either a sicko let loose a tiger on Christmas, or every time you went to the zoo you were one good leap from getting turned into hamburger. Brrr! I’m glad I let PETA boss me around and tell me which businesses to boycott. And g_d help me I’ve got that song stuck in my head [...]

Merry Xmas! Thanks to everyone who sent cards and gifts. The DVDs are hilarious, the cookies are delicious, the lottery tickets a total bust. Ah, well. Scratching them must’ve burned twos or threes of cookie calories. And what better way to show my appreciation for all things gift-y than to celebrate… Bad Santas! Disqualified: Any [...]

Forget It’s a Copyright-Free Life or A Leg Fetish Story. Grab some nog and dig this list of the worst Christmas movies of all time. Y’all know what my fav is: Oh, yeah. So bad, they made an MST3K episode out of it.