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Which was the best summer on TV: * Suzanne Somers (Real name Mahoney.) Jiggly, giggly star of that campiest of ’70s shows, Three’s Company. No particular powers, other than a horrid laugh and the ability to earn an income without any discernible talent… * Jaime Sommers aka The Bionic Woman. She had bionic hearing, bionic [...]

I’ve used chaos theory to find new music more times than I care to admit. Example: The headline “Chief Justice Roberts Suffers Seizure” inspires someone on Fark to post the sick website “John Roberts, Do You Have Epilepsy?” which I forward to Matt, who complains that he’s now blind and stuck on the floor, which [...]

My head is swimming with loads of crap, not the least of which is a week’s worth of writing sql scripts. So, how about a little diversion? How about a video of 60s kissed pop with a British movie actor, an electric sitar, lots of dancing, and a bushel of drag? Yes, my friends, Belle [...]

So, so jealous of these bastards attending Comic Con. Imagine getting to see, in person, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright, Alison Bechdel, Eric Powell talking Chinatown (oh!), a Dark Knight teaser trailer, Nick Cage’s terrifying emo son, Futurama movie teasers (Ooh!), or Matt Groening revealing that Ralph Wiggum is his fav character. Curse anyone with [...]

Matt’s fallen quite in love with this new show on OPB called In House. It’s Portland artists or musicians coming to Portland. Elk City, Wilco, Bishop Allen– it’s like they hooked a radio up to Matt’s brain. ———————————————————————— * For my fellow Oregonians… * Oregon Trail in 60 seconds. I can has dysentery? * Did [...]

Calm down, fans– Naomi Watts denies the Narcissa casting rumor. She’s too young– Helena was born in 1966, so the Narcissa actress must appear younger, right? How ’bout… * Tilda Swinton, born 1960? Getting a little old to play Narcissa, but damn good at being evil. * Joely Richardson, born in 1965, who meets both [...]

* Ooh! Rowling reveals that Ron becomes a— well, I don’t want to say anything ’til y’all finish reading the 7th book. * Rowling also reveals that she originally intended for Tonks to– but, again, don’t want to give anything away. * Just to torment fans of musicals, the complete lyrics to Les Magiciens, a [...]

In celebration of The Film Crew bringing riffing back (We love you guys!), let’s take a closer look at some of the more infamous star vehicles that crashed and burned: The Conqueror, a possibly cancer-causing flop starring Susan Hayward, Sir Agnes Moorehead, and (ugh) John Wayne as Ghangis Kahn. Watch, if you dare, this five [...]

Saw this billboard somewhere in NE Portland: … And just couldn’t help myself. ———————————————————————— * Something Awful’s Photoshop Phriday celebrates pinball machines. * Eradicate the worst font in the world– ban comic sans! * Future Me allows you to send messages to your soon-to-be self, or you can just read everyone else’s drunken entries. * [...]

Hot dog! MST3K’s Kevin, Mike, and Bill are riffing away again, as The Film Crew!! Watch two minute previews of: * Wild Women of Wongo, * Giant of Marathon, starring the eternally greased Steve Reeves; * Killers from Space, and * Hollywood After Dark, featuring a then 30-year old Rue McClanahan as a teenage stripper. [...]