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As my high school friends still remind me any chance they get (ahem), I’ve always been confused about our French-speaking neighbors to the north. Why do some North Americans speak French? Why are they here? What do they want? Did they bring baguettes? So, imagine my confusion upon hearing the yé-yé-inspired French pop sextet Les [...]

Overheard on WFMU: “I’ve been listening to a lot of Finnish psych-folk lately.” I didn’t know Finland had hippies. Let’s investigate! * I like the name of this one: The Polka Dot Sunflower Bed Orchestra. You can listen to a couple tracks at that last link, if you dropped a tab 30 minutes ago. I [...]

Krispy Kreme is introducing whole wheat doughnuts?? Why, god, why?? Dig this: “My friend Mani Niall owned Mani’s Bakery in Los Angeles. A movie company came to him to develop a healthful doughnut to use as a prop in a Danny DeVito movie (Danny is a very health conscious eater and didn’t want to eat [...]

Yeah, Leaky has a new PotterCast up! In it they mention the wackos’ latest criticism of Equus. These people crack me up: “Dan, we’re fine with the nudity. And underage sex. And animal abuse. But why does your character need to smoke?? Think of the children not allowed to see this play!”

* No more Wild Oats? Where will I not buy my groceries now?? (New Seasons rules!) * Hey, British military– pay me to use my psychic powers to find weapons in Iraq. * Ze explains why our reptilian brains make us afraid. “Bigger than me? Check. Fangs? Check. Run like hell? Gone.” * Vermont school [...]

* Aww. This Weebl and Bob is dedicated to Wesley Willis. I didn’t know Brits had heard of Wesley. * Ahhh! The Smurfs heard me calling them commies and have formed a terrifying commie lynch mob! Heeeeelp! Via Neatorama. * More Carnival photos. ‘Love the Pac-Man and ghost crew! * More flash games I suck [...]

Okay, people, it can now revealed: For one week, for the princely sum of $30, we were a Nielsen family. We got a call, then were sent a little notebook that looked like it was designed in the mid ’60s. You answer a bunch of scary questions, like age, race, how many kids you have [...]

Why am I just know hearing about Space Moose?? This is some sick, funny stuff.

Leaky’s posted new pics of the marauders, and young Snape: What an emo-looking fella. Is this the hook-nosed face that launched a thousand filks? ———————————————————————— * But why does the NY Times need a Harry Potter blog?? * Sexy, sexy casting rumors for the Batman Begins sequel. Maggie “Secretary” Gyllenhaal, Heath “Brokeback” Ledger, Gary “seven [...]

Have you ever noticed that the old Soviet flag… and the Chinese flag… look an awful lot like the McDonalds flag?? It’s… it’s a Communist plot, like the metric system, the Smurfs, and global warming. They’re trying to make us all fat so they can, um… measure our Smurfs in liters? Damn you, Spire Mountain [...]