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‘Glad I’m not the only one who keeps falling for these right-wing smear jobs. This poor fellow also ate up the nonsense about John Edwards’ real estate deal. And although I didn’t believe the Obama melodrama one minute, I did fall for the theory that Hillary was behind the rumor. Dumb, dumb, dumb! I asked [...]

If the purpose of these photos was to grab our attention– well done, sir!

Why you should wear sunblock, people. Photos of normal, healthy-looking people’s skin using ultraviolet light to reveal subsurface damage. From AgingSkinNet “This 17-year-old already has significant sun damage.” “This 64-year-old beach community resident has skin that chronicles a lifetime of chronic sun exposure.” No shit! Yeek, all us Cali-born kids are going to look like [...]

Pomade your hair and tie your two-tone Hush Puppies, ’cause this YouTubeday we’re going back to the ’50s. Click below to watch the unintentionally funny “What Makes a Good Party?” Fav dialog: “…Whether it’s a carnival designed for gay entertainment…” Or a gay entertainer at Carnival… “Let’s introduce Steve to the gang and show him [...]

* Oh joy, Razzie noms are out! Ooh, Worst Supporting Actress is going to be tough this year— Jenny McCarthy, Michelle Rodriguez, Carmen Electra, Kristin Chenoweth (for three roles!), and Kate “Superman Returns, and Realizes I Haven’t Eaten Since He Left” Bosworth. * ‘Turns out that the “God Hates Fags” video was a fake. I [...]

Some people have candelabras on their pianos. Do I get a candelabra? Nooo, I get a fluffy fatass doing the world’s worst imitation of Michelle Pfeiffer. Get off the damn piano, Lola. And turn your brights off!

* Brisco had a degree from Harvard Law School. * The Adventures of Brisco County debuted on the same channel and on the same night as The X-Files, with Brisco appearing just before X-Files. Many people blame Brisco County’s premature death on this pairing, as the shows drew very different audiences. * Timothy Leary was [...]

Pics of Matt’s 500 pound, 80 year old baby. He’s named it Bertrand, and promises to practice at least once a week. We haven’t decided if we’re calling it Bertrand after Bertrand Russell, or because my double bass is named Ernest.

* Woo hoo! Less than three months to the Venture Bros. Season Two DVD release! * I can’t believe how many TV shows ended on cliffhangers! Wow, that’s so cruel to the fans. * Part of my childhood died when I saw these 1950s drive-in intermission films. The voices, the music, the animation style– it’s… [...]

* More people picking on Potter in this career-summing movie poster contest. That’s not a fair comparison– Dan Radcliffe is way cuter than Mark Hamill.