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* Violent “Inconvenient Truth” trailer starring Al Gore, Bender, and a baseball bat. “Don’t forget to recycle!” * Department of Defense on their classification of homosexuality as a disorder: “A clarification will be issued over the next few days.” * Obsessions of various world leaders. * In the US, 20 pounds of coal are burned [...]

When it comes to nature, I have sort of an “us vs. them” attitude. I’m convinced the weeds are plotting against me. I like trees and flowers and all that, but am baffled by camping– why live like a homeless person?? My husband, on the other hand, is a “because it’s there” sort of fella. [...]

* Vote for your favorite literary villain. Torn between Count Olaf and Mrs. Coulter, that evil bitch. * Just to piss off Firefly fans, fan script for a MST3K treatment of Serenity. To further infuriate y’all, it’s a Mike script: [shot of Reavers dropping from ropes] TOM: Oh, no! The Klingons are here, too! MIKE: [...]

OK, I am using my huge one week off from school to add an important feature to this site: a contact form! Can you just smell the excitement? No, that’s excitement. Really. Anyway, if you look over to the right side of the page, you will notice a “Contact Us!” link under “Pages”. Have at!

Congrats to Matt on finishing his senior thesis, which actually works and is useful, unlike anything my class did at U of O. Matt’s program creates invoices and tracks billable hours, and has my pretty vector drawing of the Burnside Bridge as its background image. —————————————————— I’ve had it up to here with these chowderheads [...]

100% on the Intro to Biz exam, woo hoo! Biz Communications final later today, Accounting Friday, heavy drinking Saturday. —————————————————— * Consumer credit debt reaches record $2.17 trillion. Keep in mind this does not include mortgages. This is just car payments, credit cards, pay day loans, etc. * What is a trillion dollars, my Mom [...]

Brainstorm time, people: If we were to build a utopia of the best qualities of the world’s various societies, nations, cities, ethnic groups, religions, etc., what would you include? Could these various great qualities exist in the same virtual society, or do some great ideas contradict others? No aspect is too small– let’s talk toilets, [...]

‘Heard this on PBS the other night: “Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don’t, then you are wasting your time on earth.” – Roberto Clemente, who died while in route to delivering aide to earthquake survivors. Join us in donating to organizations helping the more than [...]

Test results: 100% on the Intro to Biz exam, 91% on the Accounting quiz, and I almost had a nervous breakdown during the Business Communications test (I didn’t realize we’d have to answer essay questions. I hate essay questions! If I were a robot it’d either be zero or one, grumble grumble…) Only two weeks [...]